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Friday Funnies
Only at Walmart…
Friday Funnies
Rangers Fans
A Rangers fan, a Yankees fan & a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountain & arguing about who loves his team more. The Red Sox fan insists he is the most loyal. “This is for the Sox!”, he yells, & jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Rangers fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells “This is for Texas!” & pushes the Yankee fan off the mountain.
Happy Opening Day!
Friday Funnies
The Chicken or The Egg
Stop Watching Us Go!
How is one supposed to go with all these people watching?!
There are eyes EVERYWHERE!
Is it legal to scream “STOP WATCHING ME!!” at pictures??
And this is just in one stall….
This is the restroom at Angry Dog, a local restaurant…FYI – The food and service were good too, I just happened to be amused by restrooms…
Spicy Hotness
30 Ways To Make A Mom Smile
There’s a Trending Topic floating around in the online world 30 Ways To Make A Girl Smile, but I think 30 Ways To Make A Mom Smile would be way more amusing…so here we go, in no particular order:
- Your kids actually eating what you’ve made for dinner
- Your kids not complaining, while they are eating, about what you’ve made for dinner
- Everyone in the house remembering where the hamper is
- ….and how to use it
- Getting to sleep in, even just 15 minutes
- Your spouse making kiddo breakfast
- Your spouse making any kiddo meal
- ….and cleaning up the dishes after
- The kids throwing their trash in the trash can instead of hiding it under/in the couch
- Curling up on the couch watching Saturday morning cartoons or movies with the kiddos
- Little boys remembering to flush
- Little boys remembering to put the lid down BEFORE flushing
- Caffeine IV’s
- Mommy Juice – Yes it’s real…it’s that special juice mommies drink at the end of a long day to avoid ripping someone’s head off during evening shenanagins
- Someone inventing a washer/dryer combo, no more mildewey smelling stuff because I forget to switch the laundry for a days
- A laundry fairy *Calling the Laundry Fairy…can you hear me???*
- Good notes from the teacher saying how spectacularly awesome your kids are doing
- A full night’s sleep
- Homemade gifts from the children
- Family Vacations
- Free Family Vacations – Are you listening Disney & SeaWorld?? If you want to spend a special needs family of 5 to your park, all expenses paid, I’d be HAPPY to volunteer my family for the job ;p
- Grocery shopping when the store is nearly empty
- A kid free dinner out every now and then
- People learning not to stare….loud stimmy kids are NOT the same as loud unbehaved kids
- Diamonds, flowers, chocolates…really anything that sparkles, smells delish, or tastes sugary good
- Someone in the house taking a second to say ‘Hey we really do appreciate all you do’, you’d be amazed at how far a few simple words can go to make ones day
- The kids waking up the first time you wake them in the morning….or even the second….but by the fifth time it starts to get a little ridiculous lol
- A winning lottery ticket….okay this one isn’t just for moms but it’s be nice either way!
- Someone else taking the trash out…before the trash man runs
- Plastic Surgery – I know some of you may disagree but I say there’s nothing wrong with a little nip and tuck every now and then…kids can do a number on your body…oh can I add *FREE* to this one too? ;p
What’s on your list?
Wait…You mean you want more?? How about a few pics to make a mom smile
Proper ways NOT to handle a baby
And finally an old ad from a magazine to make us feel just that much about our parenting….
Disclaimer****All of these pics were pics I ran across on various sites like FB and across the web. None were taken by me, but I’ve had them so long I can’t be positive where they all originally came from.*****










































