Happy Friday! Just wanted to share a few jokes to make you SMMMIILLLLEEEEE!!
The police have nothing to go on
Hmmm….At least he’s creative?
and finally…
Hope you have a great weekend!
**Please Note** None of the photos used in this post are my own. They are just random picks I’ve been sent that made me laugh and I wanted to share with you guys 
#WordlessWesnesday
A lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please..
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Don’t Mess With Ladies
It’s FRIDAY!!! What better way to celebrate than with a few funny pics I’ve ran across online…Hope you enjoy!
**NOTE** None of the images in this post were created by me…just pics that made laugh and I thought you guys might like them too
I could totally see my dog doing this..
Have a GREAT day
I tried to post this yesterday because let’s face it Friday Funnies on a Saturday aren’t really Friday Funnies…more of Saturday Morning Cartoons I guess….but due to #SummerVacayHell mixed with a few technical difficulties I’m late on the posting….either way hope y’all are having a fantabulously amazing weekend and I hope at least a few of these will make you SMMIILLLLEEE!!!!
My original post from yesterday::: thanks for bearing with me through my EOI errors
**EOI – Equipment Superior To Operator**
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!
Time to share a few photos to make you laugh….please note- none of these photos were taken by me, they’re all pics I’ve ran across online and thought you’d like them too
Have a GREAT weekend everyone!!
A portable flushable toilet…And it’s on CLEARANCE!?!…I can’t imagine why…doesn’t everyone need a portable flushable toilet?
A few items I found while roaming in the store that made me do a double take and laugh like a crazy lady…What crazy items have you found at the store?
A little extra info about the portable flushable toilet…
I’m sorry but this doesn’t look very nice…just saying….
I may have thought it but HONEST it wasn’t me who wrote it….look close and check out the writing in pen…
What’s under there Mr. Gladiator?
A copper rear it seems
Under…where??….Under there ;p
It’s FRIDAY!!! What better way to celebrate than with a few funny pics I’ve ran across online…Hope you enjoy!
**NOTE** None of the images in this post were created by me…just pics I’ve seen online and thought you guys might like
And a couple to make you think:::
Have a great weekend!! :)
A Rangers fan, a Yankees fan & a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountain & arguing about who loves his team more. The Red Sox fan insists he is the most loyal. “This is for the Sox!”, he yells, & jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Rangers fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells “This is for Texas!” & pushes the Yankee fan off the mountain.
Happy Opening Day!
